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Simple Machines

by Malki Time

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From Tweet Me Harder, Episode 10: The Simple Machines Rap Battle.


Yo, listen up real good because it's coming at you fast
MC Malki bustin rhymes on the TMH podblast

Empirical perfection from your boy Malkimalk
A lyrical injection like my name was Jonas Salk

So here comes a story about what happened yesterday
I'm struttin' out in my hood and this homeboy says "hey"

He rises up real tall, like a monster from a dream
Then he opens up a coat full of simple machines!

He said "I got more pulleys than there's bullies at school
"Best believe I got a lever you can use as a tool

"Take some Paxil 'cause my axle's gonna cause you some stress
"Then let my wheel seal the deal because you know it's the best"

He said "you think that's tight, well I got lots more still"
Then he grinned real big to show the pulley in his grill

He said "I got more screws than a prostitute all-nighter
Got more wedges 'n you got wingmen on your X-wing fighter"

I said "it sounds dope G, but ain't there one more sort"
He said "I got more inclined planes than a sideways airport

"These goods is the best, they don't need no electricity"
I said "Eff that mess, I ain't into simplicity!"

He tries to argue then, he says "it's easy, it's proven"
Pull out my MAC-10 and his jaw stops moving.

He tries to work some spell like a creature from fantasy
I say "GO TO HELL" and I empty my magazine

He goes up in steam like a demon from Hades
Fool, my simplest machine is my blinged-out Mercedes.


released August 3, 2014
Lyrics by David Malki !
Beat by Kris Straub
From Tweet Me Harder




Malki Time

David Malki ! is the creator of Wondermark.

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